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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1373 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 3466 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
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