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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1419 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
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