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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2355 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
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