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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 601 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 899 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
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