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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5191 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 4015 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8729 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
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