🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 810 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4845 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Are you tired of waiting for your Surface Laptop 5 to arrive? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! For just $1122 (which is totally not a rip-off, we promise), you can escape your poorfag shithole and enter a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.
On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds, ride pigs into battle against evil mobs, and even participate in our annual “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the winner gets a free pet dragon (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in Minecraft).
So forget about your questionable purchase decisions and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Who needs a Surface Laptop 5 when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?
