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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8246 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
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