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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1606 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 906 |
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