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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9763 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
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