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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8310 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
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