SurfaceLaptop5MCServer

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Are you tired of waiting for your Surface Laptop 5 to arrive? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! For just $1122 (which is totally not a rip-off, we promise), you can escape your poorfag shithole and enter a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds, ride pigs into battle against evil mobs, and even participate in our annual “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the winner gets a free pet dragon (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in Minecraft).

So forget about your questionable purchase decisions and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Who needs a Surface Laptop 5 when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Emeralds Found:	2460
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8977	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Towns Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2594	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Towns Built:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Potions Brewed:	150
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4737
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	536	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6515	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.