🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Briny Water Lithium Mine

    Briny Water Lithium Mine
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

    Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

    Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!
    About Marthia Nations
    Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe
    Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.
    Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

    FAQ

    Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around? A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
    Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer? A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
    Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations? A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
    Q: How can I join Marthia Nations? A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

    Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

    So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

    Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

    Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BoyfriendBlunderMC

    BoyfriendBlunderMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

    Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

    So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

    PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

    One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

    PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns
    Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Mines Excavated: 2795 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • KyivKaboomCraft

    KyivKaboomCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • No Ego Zone

    No Ego Zone
    HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

    WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

    SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

    Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism
    so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

    we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

    come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 24

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

    High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

    Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

    CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Crops Grown: 5163

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Mum’s the Word Minecraft

    Mum’s the Word Minecraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

    Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

    So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 207 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

    WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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