🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

    KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Nature Senses Alive

    Nature Senses Alive
    so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

    we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 167 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

    RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

    But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

    MomDebtNoMineCraft Server
    So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

    I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

    BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

    Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

    Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

    Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • GenderBendCraft

    GenderBendCraft
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Zombie Dances: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

    CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server
    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

    CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Galactic Satellite Farts

    Galactic Satellite Farts
    so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

    join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

    who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Magic Items Found: 3071

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • hypecity network

    hypecity network

    Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

    We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

    Big Indie’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

    Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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