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RedFlagDetective | Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Body language, Character, communication style, Discernment, first impressions, gut feeling, Instinct, interactions, intuition, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, people, personality traits, red flags, RedFlagDetective, relationships, smp, social cues, subtle red flag, subtle signs, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of players riding pigs through the Nether, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and holding llama races in the End dimension.

Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes, whether it’s the player who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the one who has a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake.

So if you’re looking for a subtle red flag in people, just look for the ones who can’t stop laughing maniacally as they set fire to everything in sight. Join our SMP today for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	4999	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SelfLoathingCraft

body image issues, comparison, fear of failure, imposter syndrome, Insecurity, lack of confidence, low self-esteem, negative self-talk, people pleasing, perfectionism, self loathing, self worth, self-blame, self-criticism, self-critique, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-judgment, self-sabotage, SelfLoathingCraft

Tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! No more plain old blocky world for you, now you can ride on fluffy clouds and shoot glitter at your enemies. Say goodbye to your boring self and hello to a fabulous new you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Towns Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5217
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Welcome to the VanillaJava EconomyTown – Where Creepers tip generously!

Community, Crates, CREEPERS, Dedicated Staff, Discord, economy features, EconomyTown, Enchantments, generously, Grief Prevention, LegendsCraft, MapArt protection, Minecraft, Op items, Player Shops, quality-of-life enhancements, Ranks, ranks system, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, server ip, Spawn market, Survival, Themed crates, tip, Vanilla, VanillaJava, Vote Rewards

Server Name	LegendsCraft
Server Version	1.21.1 Java
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Features	Economy system Player shops Ranks and rewards Crates and vote rewards Grief prevention OP items Server events Spawn market MapArt protection and contests

Overview

LegendsCraft is a Minecraft Survival server that offers a variety of exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience. From an economy system to player shops, ranks, and rewards, there is something for every player to enjoy. Join LegendsCraft now and start your legend!

FAQ

Q: How can I join LegendsCraft?

A: You can join our server by using the IP address “legendscraft.apexmc.co” in your Minecraft client.

Q: What version of Minecraft does LegendsCraft support?

A: LegendsCraft supports Minecraft version 1.21.1 Java.

Q: Are there any server events on LegendsCraft?

A: Yes, we regularly host server events for our players to participate in and win exciting prizes.

Q: Can I create my own shop on LegendsCraft?

A: Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops on LegendsCraft using the economy features available.

Q: Is griefing allowed on LegendsCraft?

A: No, we have grief prevention measures in place to protect player builds and creations.

Q: How can I earn in-game currency on LegendsCraft?

A: You can earn in-game currency through various activities on the server, such as participating in events and selling items in your shop.

Q: Where can I find more information about LegendsCraft?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/mKh9vcpAJe for more information and updates about LegendsCraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

Bygone Days, Company, Current Extractions, download links, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, LCG, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of insanity.

Ever wanted to explore a Mirror Dungeon that will make you question reality itself? Well, now’s your chance! Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers like yourself to conquer its mind-bending challenges.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a rollercoaster ride like no other. Trust us, you’ve never seen minecart madness like this before.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, join us for the upcoming extractions where you’ll face off against the most formidable foes, including the notorious [Ryoshu]. Think you have what it takes to come out on top? Prove it on our server!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With ties to Project Moon’s Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, expect twists, turns, and spoilers galore. So strap in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Join us now and download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. Don’t miss out on the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on our server. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Simpsons Man Owns Minecraft SMP House

2chan, animated series, cartoon, CLONE, comedy, disbelief, FANTASY, fictional character, House, house ownership, humor, man, Minecraft, Outrage, Owns, physical response, popular culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, social commentary, springfield, Television Show, unrealistic, yellow family

Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the madness of a world where Simpsons characters own massive houses and rule the land! Bart Simpson is the king of the server, with his iconic skateboard as his royal carriage. Marge runs the economy with her impeccable budgeting skills, while Homer is the resident chef, cooking up delicious virtual donuts for all to enjoy. Lisa is the server’s wise sage, dispensing advice and knowledge to all who seek it. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans that go down at the Krusty Krab…oops, we mean the Kwik-E-Mart! So come on, join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GF’s Bad Advice Minecraft Server

advice, bad, credit scores, gfs, landlord references, Minecraft, Pets, property management, rental agreements, rental business, rental business strategies, rental income, rental practices, rental properties, rental property damage, rental property expenses, rental property income, rental property investment, rental property maintenance, rental property management, rental property ownership, rental property repairs, rental property tenants, rental tenants, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as ruthless as my gf when it comes to renting out houses? Look no further! Our server is so cutthroat, we only allow players with the highest credit scores to join. No pets allowed, because we don’t want any pesky creepers blowing up our precious builds.

But don’t worry, we do make exceptions for players who can prove they’re “professional” enough to handle the challenges of our server. Just like my gf, we don’t give breaks to anyone experiencing a hard time – it’s survival of the fittest here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of managing properties, dealing with unruly tenants, and trying to make a profit while keeping your sanity intact. Who needs a landlord reference when you have the skills to dominate the rental game like a boss?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our cutthroat world. And remember, just like my gf, we always think we’re right – even when the house is covered in crayon marks and pee stains. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ExGF_GoneWild: Oops, I Didn’t Check In!

alcoholism, Boundaries, caring for ex, CHECK, Communication, Didnt, emergency response, emotional exhaustion, enabling behavior, excessive drinking, ExGF_GoneWild, Guilt, ICU, mental health, Near Death Experience, Oops, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, separation, support system, tough love, Ventilator

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your worries behind.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your ex-fiancee’s drinking problem. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone ending up in the ICU on a ventilator. The only thing you’ll be fighting for is the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and let’s leave all that real-life craziness behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineTimeWaster Minecraft SMP

Cyber procrastination, digital distractions, Digital time killers, Favorite way to waste time online, Internet procrastination, Internet rabbit holes, internet surfing, Minecraft, MineTimeWaster, online distractions, online entertainment, Online forums engagement, online gaming, Online pastimes, Online shopping addiction, Online time wasters, Online video streaming, smp, Social media scrolling, time-wasting activities, Virtual reality experiences, Web browsing habits, YouTube rabbit holes

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest of rare blocks, like the elusive diamond-encrusted potato or the mystical rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their impeccable trading skills. Want to get rich quick? Just butter up a llama and watch the diamonds roll in!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the chance to win a legendary enchanted pumpkin helmet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Villages Defended:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MemecraftMemories

“Youth, Carefree, Cherished moments, Childhood, family, favorite childhood memory, Friends, Fun, games, growing up, happy times, Innocence, Laughter, long-lasting memories, MemecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past, playing outside, Reminiscing, School days, Toys

Remember that time you built a sandcastle so epic that it attracted a real-life dragon? Well, get ready for even crazier adventures on our Minecraft server! Join us and you might stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Or maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds guarded by a mischievous group of creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to a wild new adventure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and make some memories that will make your childhood sandcastle look like child’s play!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! You gotta join this server, cuz we be blowin’ up like the IRGC blowin’ up Israel! Celebrations be poppin’ off like fireworks in Iran, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun!

We got crazy missile attacks happenin’ left and right, just like in the game! You’ll feel like a real warrior fightin’ for your blocky life against the evil forces of Israel.

Join us now and experience the thrill of battle, the excitement of victory, and the joy of blowin’ stuff up! Don’t be a square, come join the party on our server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	49
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Alien Pets Vet Abduction

ABDUCTED, abduction, Alien, aliens, animal hospital, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet checkup, Pet comfort, pet fear, pet health, pet love, pet owners, pet phobia, pet stress, pet wellness, Pets, Probed, scared pets, vet, vet visit, veterinarian, veterinary care

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where pets are the rulers and humans are their loyal subjects. like, the pets have built this epic kingdom with giant bones and catnip fields and stuff. and, like, the humans have to do all the grunt work like mining diamonds and building houses for the pets. but, like, the pets are super chill and give out belly rubs and treats as rewards. it’s, like, the ultimate role reversal, man. join this server if you want to experience life as a pet in a world where humans are the underlings. it’s like being abducted and probed by aliens, but in a totally fun and non-invasive way. come join the madness, dude.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Animals Bred:	55	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

AI Waifu, aiwg, Art AI, Bing, Black Forest Labs, create waifus, DeepFloyd, Flowers, FLUX.1-schnell, hailuoai, HuggingFace, leonardo.ai, Minecraft, PALS, perchance, Pixai, PIXEL, Prodia, Rentry, Server, stable diffusion, Talk, Unstability AI, waifu local guide, watercolors

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the flowers and watercolors edition, where you can create your own waifus and talk about them all day long. Need inspiration? Check out our local waifu guide for some tips on how to make the perfect pixelated partner.

But that’s not all! Our server is powered by the latest AI technology, so you can expect some truly mind-blowing experiences. Want to turn your Minecraft world into a masterpiece? Use our AI art generators to create stunning landscapes and structures that will leave your friends speechless.

Feeling a bit unstable? Don’t worry, our server has got you covered with our AI stability tools. Say goodbye to glitches and lag, and hello to a smooth and seamless gaming experience.

And if you’re looking for some extra fun, check out our AI text-to-image generator for some truly bizarre creations. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll embark on with the help of our AI companions?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let your creativity run wild. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the pixelated paradise!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft SMP – Crafty Pixel Pals Gang

Aletheia: Return of Odysseus, Arcanum, Archaelund, Archquest, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Banquet for Fools, Call of Saregnar, Code of the Savage, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpg, Dark Sun, darklands, deus ex, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Flint: Treasure of Oblivion, Gang, Gothic, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Owlcat RPGs, PALS, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, pillars of eternity, PIXEL, planescape torment, Prometheus Wept, risen, Sector Unknown, shadowrun, smp, Spiderweb Software RPGs, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure filled with RPG elements and crazy quests.

Imagine fighting dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and embarking on epic quests with your friends. Our server is like a mix of Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic all rolled into one.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Banquet for Fools” where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous goblins, and “Flint: Treasure of Oblivion” where you search for hidden treasure in a dangerous wasteland.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineCrafty School Server

Agreement, ASD, Best Friend, bio dad, Cancer, comfortable financially, Conflict, Divorce, Expenses, financial agreement, Help, Marriage, minecrafty, Previous relationship, private school tuition, Promise, public school, relationship, Resources, School, Server, special needs, Struggling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a 44-year-old Minecraft pro facing off against his 34-year-old girlfriend in an epic battle of financial woes. With a son who has ASD thrown into the mix, things are bound to get chaotic!

Our server is like a private school for Minecraft enthusiasts, providing resources and support for all players. But beware, because promises made to dying best friends and exes losing their jobs may lead to explosive situations!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where helping out a friend’s family leads to accusations of favoritism and arguments over who gets financial support? It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

Don’t miss out on the drama, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	50
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8455
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Farms Harvested:	975	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	3462	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1