🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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