🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Love Letters Sent: 8
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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