🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ores Mined: 5469 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
Dragon Eggs Found: 4608 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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