🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated: 4390 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Zombie Dances: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 9162
Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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