Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7932	Endless Night Skies:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	9329	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Animals Bred:	104
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Animals Bred:	47	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3248
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineCraftyMemories

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Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4213
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3635
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	2451	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Farms Harvested:	108
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Solaris

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A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

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LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Potions Brewed:	98	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7909	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.