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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6268 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!