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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5532 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 6951 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!