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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5961 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8534 |
Mines Excavated: | 3658 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!