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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9707 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 3828 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 313 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!