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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5695 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!