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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 990 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!