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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7505 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!