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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 821 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 49 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1517 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 2740 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!