Sue Me Not Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs fly and the creepers dance? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds – magical and totally epic!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the cows speak in Shakespearean sonnets and the zombies have a killer dance routine. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, kek!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Dragon Eggs Found:	6110	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4178	Ores Mined:	4468
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, breast implant, breast implant fillers, breast implant materials, breast implant removal, breast implant revision, breast implant risks, breast implant safety, breast implant shape, breast implant surgery, breast implant types, breast reconstruction, cosmetic surgery, Craft, Implant, implant complications, Replacement, round shape, Saline, silicone, surgery, teardrop shape

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2802
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Votes:	1386
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	156
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, clandestine operations, consequences, crisis management., Doge, DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, Espionage, funding, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, investigation, national security, Protocol, reaction, risk assessment, security measures, Surveillance, Termination

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life

NATO No More, EU Army Galore!

Alliance, Army, army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, EU, EU borders, european defense, european union, foreign policy, Galore, Geopolitical, international relations, military alliance, military capacity, nato, russia, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera with a twist! Picture this: the US has abandoned NATO, Russia is causing chaos, and the EU is left to fend for itself. But fear not, because on our server, you can join the “army of Europe” and defend our borders against any threat – even if it means taking on Russia with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks! So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and epic battles that will make your head spin (literally, if you get hit by a stray arrow). Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BlockyBritsVSFrogs Minecraft Server

BlockyBritsVSFrogs, Britain, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Defense, eastern europe, european union, France, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace support operations, Peacekeeping, Plans, Protect, reassurance force, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we got britain and france teaming up to protect ukraine like some superhero squad. we got a reassurance force ready to kick some butt and keep the peace in the virtual world. you gotta join us cuz we got the most epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a team with britain and france? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy

Conflict, CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy, criticism, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, Tension, trade barbs, trump, Ukraine, united states, US-Ukraine relations, War with Russia, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Farms Harvested:	289
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where u can trade barbs like trump and zelenskyy but without the war with russia lol. u can build ur own wall and make ukraine great again. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a party up in here. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama named vladimir. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Glacier Melt Madness

climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate science, environmental impact, environmental study, glacier, glacier loss, glacier research, glacier study, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, ice melting, madness, melt, melting glaciers, rising sea levels, scientific research, sea level data, sea level increase, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	650740	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	1518
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27

lolz come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got melting glaciers causing sea level rise in the game HAHAHA. our research shows the world’s glaciers lost like 6.542tn tonnes of ice between 2000 and 2023 so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. build your own glacier castle before it melts away or ride a polar bear into battle against the rising sea levels. join now for a totally cool and totally ridiculous time!