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YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

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Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Dragon Eggs Found:	7349	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

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Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mines Excavated:	2168
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dimension Hops:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Potions Brewed:	84	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1586
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Items Found:	7276
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	154	Star Shards Collected:	219

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6489
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Potions Brewed:	121	Void Armor Forged:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Buildings Constructed:	25	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

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Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	New Chunks Explored:	220483
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because on our server, getting awarded is like winning the lottery!

Join us and experience the thrill of being showered with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear just for existing. Our server is so generous with rewards, you’ll feel like a Minecraft millionaire in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be swimming in riches, but you’ll also be treated like royalty. Rumor has it that our server has a secret society of players who have been awarded so many times, they’ve transcended to a higher plane of existence. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down to our server and bask in the glory of being awarded for simply being you. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so culturally and historically significant?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Potions Brewed:	101
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5094
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30