Updated October 27, 2024
Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 2564 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 2564 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!
So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!
Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.
Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4872 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Feature | Description |
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18+ community | We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server. |
Chest locking plugin | Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access. |
Invisible item frames | Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them. |
Player and mob heads | Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies. |
Deathchest | A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items. |
Vein-miner | Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break. |
/home | Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime. |
Shops with custom economy | Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system. |
NO-GRIEF | We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment. |
Server uptime | Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay. |
Custom armor stand | Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment. |
Mini-blocks | Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs. |
To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].
Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.
Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.
You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.
No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.
Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.
Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 652 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?
Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!
Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!
Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8856 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.
And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).
So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.
And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!
So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Star Shards Collected: | 106 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Server Name | Simply Vanilla |
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Overview | Anarchy with NO Hacking! |
Online Since | 2019 |
Discord Community | Strong and active |
Rules | No hacking/duping allowed |
Server IP | simplyvanilla.net |
Discord | Join our Discord |
Website | Visit our website |
Map Size | 10 TB+ |
Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.
Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!
The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.
Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.