SubwayAnnouncementFails | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyTimeMachine

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Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Potions Brewed:	115

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	New Chunks Explored:	625125
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1997	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Emeralds Found:	2181	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Animals Bred:	144
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5119	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	722

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2068	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4880
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2