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Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

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Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Are you tired of feeling like a sad sack in real life? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those depressing vibes. Our virtual world is filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical llama will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn that frown upside down and join us today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Creeper’s Cove: Where OccultSlxts Unite!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue.

Imagine a world where cows have OnlyFans accounts and gothic slampigs roam the lands. Our server is like no other, with faceless creatures sporting huge pale tits and massive asses. It’s like a twisted fairy tale come to life!

We even have lost media to uncover, like lost photos of “sluts in Adelaide” that may never be found again. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden in the depths of our server?

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TreasureQuest: Where we dig for diamonds and dreams! Join now for a chance to strike it rich in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of digging for buried treasure in real life and coming up empty-handed? Well, fear not my fellow treasure hunters, because on our Minecraft server, the buried treasure practically jumps out of the ground and into your inventory! Join us and become financially secure in no time, all while avoiding pesky pirates and deadly traps. Who needs a boring old metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure? So come on down to our server and start digging for that sweet, sweet loot!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a box of fortune cookies? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for some crazy adventures and LOL-worthy moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ores Mined:	1806

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate moral dilemma: disarm a nuke and save thousands of pixelated people OR nuke an entire city because some rich player wants a better view of the wasteland! And the best part? There are no real consequences either way, so go ahead and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6173
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe a few buildings)? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel can’t help but join in on the fun. With our arsenal of crazy plugins and epic builds, you’ll be laughing your way through creeper explosions and zombie hordes. Join now for a gaming experience that’s out of this world (literally, we have a spaceship build that will make Elon Musk jealous)! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4584	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	268	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to fall into lava and lose everything? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can call upon the name of the Lord and be saved from all your Minecraft mishaps!

Join us and experience the divine protection of the Almighty as you build your blocky empire. No more worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work or accidentally hitting a zombie pigman in the Nether. Just call out to the Lord and watch as your character is miraculously saved from certain doom.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from in-game disasters, but you’ll also receive blessings of epic loot drops and enchanted gear. It’s like having a divine cheat code activated just for you!

So why wait until it’s too late? Join our server now and start your journey to salvation and epic Minecraft adventures. And remember, the Lord works in mysterious ways, especially when it comes to pixelated worlds.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	151	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take forever to get to the good stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like reading 21 volumes of a manga before it gets good! That’s right, we promise you won’t have to wait long to start having a blast.

And if you think building a kingdom in Minecraft is a drag, think again! Our server will have you ruling over your own kingdom in just 20 volumes – I mean, minutes. But be warned, just like Conan, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few mysteries to solve. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4381
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3