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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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