Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Dragon Scales Harvested: 172 Players Killed by Monsters: 6313
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
Potions Brewed: 91 Meteorites Collected: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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