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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3889 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 8073 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!