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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4880 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!