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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 299 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!