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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 875 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 60 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!