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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5360 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 123 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!