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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4543 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 183 | Star Shards Collected: | 63 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!