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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 759 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!