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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5287 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!