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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7543 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4711 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
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