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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9115 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8029 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
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