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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7166 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4546 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
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