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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3032 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1864 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
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