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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6714 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
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