StripClubBudget100

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s strip club escapades? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll be too busy building epic structures to even remember what a lap dance is!

Join our server and escape the drama of real life. No more arguments about strip club budgets or awkward conversations about bi-curiosity. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Plus, our server is so addictive, your husband won’t even have time to think about his “side pieces” when you’re not around. He’ll be too busy trying to survive the night and avoid those pesky creepers.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual adventures waiting for you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Buildings Constructed:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mines Excavated:	4225	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	New Chunks Explored:	288420
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7351
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Crops Grown:	3948	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	593
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.