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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Villages Defended: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Gamers React minecraft

    Gamers React minecraft

    We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CwR Minecraft network

    CwR Minecraft network

    CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CrownMC Survival

    CrownMC Survival

    CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Zombie Dances: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Seiky Network

    Seiky Network

    [1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Villages Defended: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 New Chunks Explored: 803024

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ConquerEarthMC

    ConquerEarthMC

    (16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • StarDix

    StarDix

    The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Animals Bred: 154 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Arcane Realms

    Arcane Realms

    Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6338 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • AbsolutGG

    AbsolutGG

    Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Players Killed by Monsters: 290
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DogeCraft

    DogeCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Astrophobia RP

    Astrophobia RP

    At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Animals Bred: 160
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlotCraft

    BlotCraft

    Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Crops Grown: 7881 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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