| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!
So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 386 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Welcome to Kriegcraft!
a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.
some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)
– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1029 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 1720 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.
But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!
But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 925765 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.
plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).
join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 363 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
